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II | THE TRAGEDY A REPUDIATION A CONFESSION ANOTHER CONFESSION I A DIRQE~(By Henry Lawon.) (Sif'J- W.Gordon) (By St* n Robert,) (By PrhaU Hcrhy Cohen) g I_ ... *^u—j mnA fJi!ni»« I never Pinched your Heenzo-» I pincbed your Heenso, Harry, I have read your blanky squealin* H b?«« On that I'll take an oath! And I'm feeling mighty blue. In the papers just to hand; H never looiea no DIUB. But about the beer and whisky— To think I made such mischief How yer blame yer dear old cobber, H ' ' a i?£2££'SS>Z tM ° a -*° t « a ' 1 gs^sl fifol* a bnttloful of Heenso from tho desk But admit that Heonsso s better _ — If a nasty cold near skittled H ••• thereon Iwrite! Than what Granny used to br«w. But when I saw your Heenzo MY old pal and kept him queer. | I'T . . t,. Jii it fthaueh he I have shared your meat and damper < I left t other stuff behind. I'D haye said "Buck up, y'blighter, I I am. certain sure he did it (thougn he w0 camped behind a log. . Here, what's mino is yours, old pard," § never would let on), ■ , . , Whoa the union was the puppy, Though I was sorely tempted Though to part with all his Heenzo I rot he had a cold all last week, and to-day And tho squatter was the dog. To go on a. howling "scoot," "Would havo hiirt a "digger" hard. I Hfwrl'mSK and sorry, and I'm I have pinched your pipe and 'bacca The graveyard cough wn n. I'D have said, "This stuff is dmkum- I sad for friendship's sake- Where the western rivers flow; When I started out to loot "Of it IVo used a blrakm' lot; . B (It was better than the cough-cure that my But I NEVER pincbed your Heenao Made me pinch your blooming Heenso, "It will make yer cold a quitter, B I Granny used to make). Where the lights of Sydney glovr. ;p or j knew 'twould cure my cold, "Come, take a dose, old pot; J , „u;.v„ So I uounced upon that physic "I tell yer, Bill, this Heenzo's rippin* 5 Ob, he might havo pinohed my whisky, I have shared your beer and why which I valued more than gold. "And I'll bet say the suae; 1 I and he might have pinched my beer; On the irrigated soil. wnicnx more ina »» "Yes, yer'll bless yer dear old cobber, | ! Or all the fame or money that I make while And have shared your rugandblanket thatl 6»n * t* ' "Just because he played the gams." 1 ! writing here— Where the westorn shearers toil; Your pal you'll reinstate, ' 8 S Oh, he might have shook the blankets and But I fear I can't convince you For he never stole the Heenzo So dox't blame poor Jim Gordon, | H I'd not have mado a row, (Since* your love has turned to naiej From his dear old mate. Nor wish him any ill, 3 B If he'd only left my Heenao till the morn- That I NEVER stolo the Heenzo But ii ß t e n, Henry liawson— a ' I ing, anyhow. From my d d old male. Pray do pardon me, Jim Gordon, I H So I've lost my faith in Mateship, which Thfc bloke that stole your physic- Tho' I'm nothing but a "cow," But tell ver frank and free. I R was all I had to lose He was nothing but ft «I've no whiskers to be smitten, THE GALLIPOLI STROLLERS shook it— 5 " I Since I lost my faith in Russia and myself I could smite him on the wh«kor». And I'm sure you'll spnre my brow, That's straight to you from mo: I 1 and got the blues; r to Yanoo As for yanking me to Yanco Yes. we pinched yer Heenzo, Harry, B | And so trust turns to suspicion, and so I could yank.him_out to To meet a fearful fate, For that crime we'll take alt blame, .1 I bw HSS?" w piuohhis A *rr h o^ ss Heenzo ' lc^^sa^Sd£. Ha0 "* , '" . 1 I ABSOLUTION— Wk gg FORGIVENESS — 9 FOR THE WOMAN W JpS® 8 |||l 11 M FOR THE STROLLERS § So there's a woman in the case! fflra ||Jj§gtf lilmtlll JErflf So they write to confess, and they write in. I I surely should have known it— BBgplS® gET HQ JfIGW Bum jS® distress, I Wherever Hatred's weed gains place Pgpftg gg / || l|rtg tfffl. S3 And each letter increases the gloom; | A woman's hand hath sown it. BT gl 11e&& ftSssfl MO iO J0» For I didn't let on *hat on different nights ■ H Sa BBSSSB wBL MS There were TWO bottles pinched from ■ But for the silent gentler sex g nw Q MA IP'ORi? • my room. ■ Id no such bad opinion H g*» atm fi Well, a mate's but a man who is fighting his I. As to concieve that shed annex P HFANS ESSENCE fate, I I Heenzo from my dominion. And.a crook has his sorrow and grief; I (Oh. shame upon me old grey hairs, THE FAMOUS MONEY-SAVING REMEDY FOR So the mate I'll forgivo for the sake of a I rniivhs - Colds - Cfoud ■ Catarrh ASilttMforih.sak.of.thw. I Against tho female gender.) V/UUgiW V>Ulll«S VI And I'll let the Gallipoli Strollers go fr« I heenzo i. »" d Sto ™' ol by P0 " J II '"*■ G. W. HEAN - Chemist - WANGANUI si»» a, .w^av.<<«««»«. | I' . —'AIIRY. ; . ~'AEBT. |

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