HAVE A LAUGH
SOUND ORATORY "A negro gave the following definition of oratory: " 'lf you says black am white, dat's foolish. But if you says>black AM white an' bellers like a bull, an' pounds de table wid both fists, dat's oratory!' " RUM FORGERY Jacky kept his rum tally at the pub by means of a stick on which he cut a notch for each visit. On one occasion he found that an extra notch had been added. He called the publican indignantly. "By cripes, boss," he said, "some feller plurry well forge my name."
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Bay of Plenty Times, Volume LXX, Issue 13668, 16 June 1942, Page 2
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94HAVE A LAUGH Bay of Plenty Times, Volume LXX, Issue 13668, 16 June 1942, Page 2
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