HAVE A LAUGH
HEY, THAT MAN’S IN AGAIN! “Are you the boiled cod, sir?” asked the dilatory waiter. “No,”- replied the weary customer. “I’m just a lonely sole with an empty plaice and I want to fillet.” COW’S NEST
“The new farm-hand is terribly
ignorant.” “How’s that?” “He found some milk bottles in the grass and insisted he had found a cow’s nest.”
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Bay of Plenty Times, Volume LXVIII, Issue 13025, 2 May 1940, Page 2
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63HAVE A LAUGH Bay of Plenty Times, Volume LXVIII, Issue 13025, 2 May 1940, Page 2
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