HAVE A LAUGH
PROVES NOTHING “But how can I be sure that you really care for me?” “Well, I can hardly sleep at night, thinking of you, dear.” “That doesn’t prove anything. Papa can hardly sleep, either, thinking of you.” WEATHER PROPHETS A ship arrived in port after convoy d,uty and gave week-end leave to part of the-crew. Before leaving, the men were inspected by : the duty officer, an Irishman. After the inspection, the officer said: “There’s a lot of you men without oilskins; so if it rains hard on Monday morning I advise you to come aboard on Sunday night,” iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyiiiiiiiiiiiiH
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Bay of Plenty Times, Volume LXVIII, Issue 13024, 1 May 1940, Page 2
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102HAVE A LAUGH Bay of Plenty Times, Volume LXVIII, Issue 13024, 1 May 1940, Page 2
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