HAVE A LAUGH
AS CLOSE AS POSSIBLE
Lady: Why are you standing over there throwing stones at that little boy? Boy: I daren’t go any closer,, ma’am. He's got whooping cough. TROUBLE ENOUGH Wife: Is my hat on straight, dear? Husband (in a. hurry): Oh, yes; quite straight. Wife: Are you sure? Husband: Yes; do come along, Wife; Oh, dear, I’ll have to go back. You sec, it isn’t fashionable to wear this kind of hat straight.
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Bay of Plenty Times, Volume LXVII, Issue 12470, 3 October 1938, Page 4
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77HAVE A LAUGH Bay of Plenty Times, Volume LXVII, Issue 12470, 3 October 1938, Page 4
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