HAVE A LAUGH
TOO L,\TK Theatrical Agent: Good mv IVo booked your perfonnbe pigeons for a six-month lour * Hard-up Actor: Too late. f t , eaten the actPKECAUTIOXS The. jeweller was not fevlij. too cordial to (lie pci-sistrnt young man who tried to intmst him in unbreakable nindmr glass. He was, lie said, ijjy satisfied with ordinary gfe, The young man wanted to *ll him a burglar alarm; again jeweller asserted that k- W never needed one yet, and not likely to. .The young um tried to sell him a policewlifilr, but (lie jeweller was not into estod. The young man lift tinshop, crossed over to las cmiH crate in the wailing motor-w, and said: "O.K. Hill, I’m rcsilj to throw the brick—it's j cinch!"
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Bay of Plenty Times, Volume LXVI, Issue 12219, 7 December 1937, Page 2
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