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Bay of Plenty Times, Volume LX, Issue 11201, 25 August 1933, Page 2

I , A well-known Engli* a-urgdoh 1 (retired)—-recently published "Reminiscences,” and among; other amusing stories he relates ho* -OR, One- Occasion a man called to Co#s suit him about a septic Anger. “Why didn’t you come to me before, queried the surgeon after an exafflltt" } atlon. "Pact is, doctor,” said • th#patient with a twinkle in his "whenever there is anything *rwf with me—no matter what it is—wife insists upon my knocking*®* smoking;” Surgeon and patient hw, a hearty laugh. "Tobacco," said tt ß- ' surgeon, “is often found ‘guilty’ W its enemies when it is obviously quite Innocent. When it’s at fa®r it is usually because there’s to® much nicotine in it.” Happily Zealanders about that' There’s very little nicotine in toasted tobacco. Take any on* ot the four famous brands (Rlverhead Gold, Navy Cut No. 3 (Bulldog)-: Cavendish, and Cut Plug No. (Bullsbead) and you have not a perfect tobacco, unrivalled for vour and fragrance, but a perfectly harmless one! But take care *hat you buy! there are imitation* about. ~f| Halt! Who goes there? the sentrt cried, ( ■;i And came down to the “ready” ' The stranger sniffed and coughed bit , V-V Exclaiming “Here, go steady!” ‘ You want the password I supposffe "Tishoo!” “Tishoo.” "McGruer|_. Pass friend! All’s well the seatiy-. Take Woods’ Great Peppermint Out*