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Bush Advocate, Volume XXI, Issue 295, 17 June 1909, Page 2

The junior matches commence next Saturday, Porangahau and Wimbledon playing at tho latter place.

A patient whom the famous Dr Ahernethy had advised to take a walk on an empty stomach calmly euqxiired: ) "Whose?" The story is an excellent example of the brevity that is an aid to the soul of wit. And, indeed, many of the wittiest repartees are made up of one or two words. ***•■» "I thank Heaven I am not a politician," Lord Wolseley once exclaimed in the House of Lords. Lord Granville leaned towards him, and in his smoothest tones replied : "I agree with the noble lord."