Mr Toothandnail : "I can't imagine what wo ever got married for. We're totally different at every single point." Mrs Toothandnnil : " Oh, you flatterer !'' Schoolmaster : " Now, Robert, oan you tell mo how many pints there are in a quart!"' Publican's Hopoful : " Why, yes, Bir. One and a half and the froth." Teaohp.r : " What is tie plural of man I" Tommy: "Men." Teacher " What is the plural of woman ?" Jack : " Women." Teacher: "What is the plural of child?" Sußie: "Twine." '
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Bush Advocate, Volume XI, Issue 866, 2 December 1893, Page 5
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78Page 5 Advertisements Column 3 Bush Advocate, Volume XI, Issue 866, 2 December 1893, Page 5
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