THE UNDERHOUSE SQUEEKTOWN JOURNAL

Auckland Star, Volume LXXVI, Issue 200, 24 August 1945, Page 3

THE UNDERHOUSE SQUEEKTOWN JOURNAL

ISSUED WEEKLY We hare had several amusing "newspapers" sent in since the first was published a few weeks ago. This is an original effort by Diana Rawlings (12). Friday, August 24. Births War News LONG-TAIL.—On Sat- On Tuesday at 9.45 urdaj, to Mrs. Long- a.m. a treacherous war tail, six sons. All was declared by the well. nasty spitting sharp-Large-Squeek.—On Sat- claw cats. Armies of urday, to Mrs. Large- the squceks marched Squeek, five daugh- out, led by Sergeantters. One very 111- Major Plush Paws. Their barracks were Advertisements under the tree stump and behind the old TAILS.—If you need a car, but they were new tail, come along bombed with stones, to me at Soggy and General BlackVilla, near chimney, tail was killed and was I sell them at only sadly missed. ten pieces of stale The barracks have cheese each. now been moved to BREAD CRUMBS at safer headquarters, but very low prices. Only they are not allowed one whisker for a to be known by the handfu). Buy them squeeks. from Mrs. C. White- Sergeant - Major claws. Fluffs has left cheese _ round about thinking Thirty -Young that the 12 squeek lAves Lost armies will smell it, but they all have gasBy ' Chimney Villa, masks on. on Wednesday, a great number of tiny young The Eighth Squeek squeeks were killed Army has captured instantaneously by three of Lieutenant some rat poison that Meow's famous black had been put there by shiny whiskers. He is those human beings very sore around the who live above us. (ace now. and will The 30 young mice not be able to fight were inquisitive to see for two more days, what it was. They ate it and were found General Sniflfins has lying dead by the be en awarded the chimney bn Wednes- Mouse's Victoria Cross day morning. for intercepting the Oat King's plans to

Amusements kill us. thus preventing OLD TYRE massacre. THEATRE Squeeky Mouse and Lieutenant Scratchy Long-Tail Rat Claws has lied because In '•TAILS-UP" he received a fright when Sir Charles BlackCHIMNEY - SIDE Fur, of the Squeeksj VILLA THEATRE. Third Army, squeeked Mr. Alec Whitewhisker and made old Scratchy and Claws jump. Lady Jane Big Ears jr.. in To a New Home "Mousey Affairs." Twiii. th» Joey and Billie, the two frisky kittens from the little white house TWO white whiskers on the hill, have left between C. Villa and for a new home, havChimney. Ring 146. ing been adopted by Reward. kindly animal lovers.