HERE'S FUN
Superior Young Man: "What have you got in the shape of motor tyres?" Shopwalker: "Funeral wreaths, lifebelts, children's hoops and doughnuts."
Why is Phyllis looking so worried? I suppose it's because she looks every bit of six months older in the last two or three years.
Mac arrived at the office half an hour late. "What's this mean?" inquired the chief.
"Well, it was like this,"' replied Mac. "I squeezed the tube of toothpaste too much and it took a good half hour to g_et the stuff back into the tube." —From Gloria Towse, Pt. Chevalier (13).
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Auckland Star, Volume LXXIII, Issue 197, 21 August 1942, Page 3
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