LITTLE LAUGHS.
iFrom R«t aoodter. OM»t Set* *mt, PapakVfß). Wat.lied by hie father, «*» •eemo! very mmused." the 16-y«r-old in o"' fully hnvinp his first shave. 1 : mh;z hi.« father* eaiety ««»r, i<frowned and scraped. Finally he rinfftl t lie soap from his face and ttXOttA h> chin in the approved fashion. "That's better." , he said. His father grinned as he handed » blade to hi? (on. "You'Te fotgotten Iβ iit=e this," he paid. Motorist: I touched 75 to-day-Vriend (di*l>elievingly): Mil**? Motorist: Xo. pedestrian*! 1.-idv: Have you ajways «>H w" ,- Hawker: Xo mum. I ?Urt«d wtli [.eniiut- .tikl worked my way up. lii-triii-tor: Wl>ich eye do you rhse w hen you firt" ? lie.-I'uit : Both of them. <B> )lari-. Chambers. PI»M *«e attna]Smith: Whom arc you workin? ' fl * Brown: <;inif people— wife and fi»e .•hildrrn. Doriti-t: Will you have pit* AlwntniiiidMl'MotorM: Ye*. alld i!iink I wnnt »nme oil. too-Ki«-h little sir! (*e<-i"P -<"" c J ! ,-areil for children pa*»): ?<** ! i"', I don't Mivi-w tlu-y can afford i nurx —<>nlv a mother.
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Auckland Star, Volume LXXII, Issue 92, 19 April 1941, Page 2 (Supplement)
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167LITTLE LAUGHS. Auckland Star, Volume LXXII, Issue 92, 19 April 1941, Page 2 (Supplement)
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