NEW YEAR FUN.
Mother: Johnny, why are you rolling the garden with the rolling pin? Johnny: T want to raise some mardied potatoes. * • * * Oralfdma (at Christmas dinner): What part of the turkey will yon have. Jimmy? Jimmy: Jiu*t half of it, please. Old Lady (in theatre): tittle bov. why aren't you at scliool? Little* Boy: They fcort't l§t me go. I've got mumps. Auntie: Jill, why don't you lise, the toothpaste? Jill: But noiie of inv teeth is lo(h-e! * « • • Q: What ha* the keys' inside and the lock outside? A: A piano. if: What three letters of the alphabet ouglit we to have? A: A Y V. (a wise head.) » » 4 * Q: Whv is a vidliu unlike a hank? A: Because it never takes back it* notes. Q: Why me one hundred and one thousand the sanle? A: Because the difference b£iweeu them i>s nought. • • 4 • 0: What is the difference between a lip itched vessel ahd a wrecked aeroplane? A: One •irtuituls oii the laflH and the other lurid? on the ground.
• Q: Lrthjr legs, short thighs, little body and ho eves. .4: TWiigs. Q: What is the difference bettveeh a pugiilfit- and A iti&jf with a bad cold? A: One knowa his blows and the other Mows hi* hose.
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Auckland Star, Volume LXXI, Issue 308, 28 December 1940, Page 2 (Supplement)
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211NEW YEAR FUN. Auckland Star, Volume LXXI, Issue 308, 28 December 1940, Page 2 (Supplement)
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