TO MAKE YOU LAUGH

Auckland Star, Volume LXXI, Issue 237, 5 October 1940, Page 2 (Supplement)

TO MAKE YOU LAUGH

(From Russell Burnett; 11, Rarrfit Si, Mt. Eden.) SMi.ll tioy: GAh I Have a pfenfiy for it floor tri&h?

Father: Certainly, WlieiFi is he? Small boy : At the cortier; selling ice tireifii. -

Scotswoman (Who Ms Been knocked dcfWn by cjrbllßt): Cafi jrfe fib fing thfe belli

CyfiHSt • Afij but 1 cfthha fridfe thfe bitycle.

was d long-Stiffen tig jtaretit; but theffe were tihies • Whett his HfcrvSd gave Wi^'under the bf the mdiiT qiibStidns «Ai& iiis sffiili sßh htjffea at kit*.

One evening as he was settling down to read the paper a small voice piped, "Dad, am I made of dust?" "I think not," was the weary reply, ' otherwise you would dry up now and again."

fSSnt lft By Piter B&tsn, Rangevlew Rd., Sunny vale, Henderson.) Waiter: And wlidt don't you like aiy-ilt my bread? Why, I was making it befbre yoih were born. Customer: Yes, biit why still it now?

Mary: I dbfa't tliitik you've sewn that grass seed properly, dad. bad: Wliy not? Mary: Wfcll, IVe looked, and I cannot firid a trace bf a stitch arirtvliere

(Woin Ahhe McCryStal, Rldtiell Road. Qlenddwie.) Jock: this pudding's got an aWfti' lbt bf grit ih it." Maggie: "Ay; Jock; ye'll renie.nitter that's the rice that was used at Jeaiiie's wedaihg!"