FOR YOU TO GUESS
(Kent in by Joyce Allan. 27, I'owhiri Ave., Wlianyarei.) Why is it unkind to mistake a fowl for a pheasant?— Because that would be making game of it. Why does a puss purr?— For an obvious purr-puss (purpose i. Wlmt mates a,pair 01 boots? —Two. Xante me, and you break me. — Silence.
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Auckland Star, Volume LXX, Issue 219, 16 September 1939, Page 3 (Supplement)
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