LAUGH AT THESE.
(Sent in by Colin dc Luca, Mount RosldlL) Greedy Willie (at supper): Another cake, please! Mother: But, Willie, you wont be able to sleep on such a full stomach! Willie: Oh. don't worry about me, I'll sleep on my back! "Give me a penny, Uncle, please!" "You are too big to be asking for pennies." "All right. Make it a shilling then!" (Sent In br G. R. Phillips, Great North Road, Henderson.) "I wish you'd, stop asking me questions. Henry." "But if I'm not to ask you questions, uncle, what am I to ask?" Hiker: 'Will this road take me to London ? Farmer: No, sir. You'll have to walk like anyone else. "Why dont you get the eggs at Mrs. Brown's shop? They can't be beaten." "That's no good, Jim. Mum wants to beat them for her cake." Mrs. Smith: How much is mv bread bill? Baker Boy: My name's Horace, not Bill, ma'am.
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Auckland Star, Volume LXX, Issue 88, 15 April 1939, Page 2 (Supplement)
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157LAUGH AT THESE. Auckland Star, Volume LXX, Issue 88, 15 April 1939, Page 2 (Supplement)
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