JOKES.
(Copied by Jean Turner. Queen Street, Ngaruawuhia.) "I am afraid I 11111-t give you notice, ma'am,"' said the maid. '"I am afraid you don't seem to trust me."' "But. T irave you the key? to my jewel ease and the master's desk."' "Yes. ma'am, I know, bnt none of them fit." As the farmer went into the stable lie saw Willie on liis horsey busily wrking in his book. "(iraeious! Willie, what are you doing';" he asked. "I'm writing an essay," was the reply. "And why don't you write it in the sitting room?" "Because teacher told me to write it ort a liorse."
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Auckland Star, Volume LXIX, Issue 118, 21 May 1938, Page 3 (Supplement)
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