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Auckland Star, Volume LVXIII, Issue 53, 4 March 1937, Page 20

The Golf Bug! (Written more in sorrow than in anger) Once again that malignant disease called 'Golf is sulking ratnptn* through the land. Sane and level-headed citizens are succumbing daily to its insidious spell, and even brilliant thinkers are turning positively senile under its Machiavellian lure. Locker Room Baritones and Nineteenth Hole Yodellers are busy practising their cacophonie monstrosities in anticipation of the first Hole-in-One. To cap all, the Big Chief falls a victim to the dread epidemic. Rushing out with three cronies, h* muttered " Important Trade Conference . • . won't be back to-day . . . • Conference, eh? Sez you! Then (so help us), Inkson, the Scratchetary, turns up Saturday morning in streamline plus fours. What a man! As for Sandy the Storeman, who hails from Inverness — well, we r.c speeka da Gaelic. Thus, this concatenation of events would seem to indicate that the Golf Bug is here in one fell swoop. So if we appear a little jaundiced and cynical, it is only berautt Saturday's game was the worst ever. Drat this wretched golf! Tβ Hades with the Tiger Country, and down with some Tiger's Milk to restore our equilibrium. TBB FRIENDLIEST BRISK MX THE WORLD Bottled with loving can by fi**&4*6& A mac Avenue, Auckland. TA^JRi Write it with I Swan Inlcl OBTAINABLE FROM ALL GOOD STATIONER!