DID YOU KNOW THAT—
(Sent in by Thelma Tq<l<l, Ellerslie.) Kitchen flies, pot plants, lamp posts, sausage rolls, marble stairs, rubber tyres, holiday trips,'sheep run, music stands, kitchen sinks, fish;slice, cigarette butts, charity funds, and Niagara Falls? Q.: Why is a pig in a kitchen like a house oil fire 1 A.: Because the sooner it is out the better. Q.: Why is it a wast§ to give a bird •a bushel of oats ? A.: Because it only takes it by the peck. Q.: What makes the ocean angry? A.: Being crossed so often.
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Auckland Star, Volume LXVII, Issue 238, 7 October 1936, Page 22
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94DID YOU KNOW THAT— Auckland Star, Volume LXVII, Issue 238, 7 October 1936, Page 22
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