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(Copied and sent in by Joyce Avcy, Mpunt Albert.) Q. Why is a fruit shop like an almanac'! A. Because it contains dates. Q. Why is there never such a thing as a whole day? A. Because every day begins by breaking. Q. What kind of paper is useful to an airman ? A. Fly paper. Q. Why did the gas-metre? (mectlier)). . A. Because the table sent her (centre). Q. Why is a jumper like a banana skin ? A. Because it is easy to slip on. Q. When is water like a tiger ? A. When it makes a spring. ,
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Auckland Star, Volume LXVII, Issue 207, 2 September 1936, Page 20
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99RIDDLES. Auckland Star, Volume LXVII, Issue 207, 2 September 1936, Page 20
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