JOKES.
(Sent in by Beverley Foriler, Mount Albert; age 13.) Mr. Winnis: I say, flo you know a fellow down your way with one leg named Wilson? Mr. Black (dubiously) : Well, now, I'm not sure. What's the name of his other leg? Teacher: I have went. Is that sentence wrong ? Small Boy: Yes, sir. Teacher: Why is it wrong? Small Boy: Because you haven't went yet. "Why, mate," said one navvy to the other. * "Wot's that ver eatin'? A blinking rollin' pin?" "Xo. Bill." replied the other. "'lt's a pie. The missus was away, so I thought I'd make mesself one." "But why did ycr make it so long?" protested Bill. "Well, ver fool, how else do ycr think I could lia' got the rhubarb into it?" came the reply.
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Auckland Star, Volume LXVII, Issue 151, 27 June 1936, Page 3 (Supplement)
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130JOKES. Auckland Star, Volume LXVII, Issue 151, 27 June 1936, Page 3 (Supplement)
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