LET'S ALL LAUGH.
When you * re sitt,n ? / ound the .Teating mite on Christmas eventrJ this catch. Pick up an gjd and say,, "This nut u> -just *f«nbody e wiil look surprised and Ito kno w what you mean, then f «iv "Well, it has a kernel iSonellJmsn'tJtr When having Christmas dinner, v said to his grandma, Se. do your glasses magnify?" was the reply. • Aea would you please take them .ffvhile you cut my piece of pudjjjgj,, aeked Tommy. TV. dear old lady, shopping on arista Eve, smiled at the little it w ho had been left In charge of Ae "confectioner's shop, and asked, SLd don't you feel tempted to eat me of tlie cream buns, my dear?" The little girl was quite shocked. "Oh dear,- no!" she replied, "that tod* be stealing. I only lick them." Visitor (at Christmae party): Do m like reciting, dear? little Girl' Oh, no, I hate it really. Jut mummy only makes me do it fien she wants people to go.
Try and s»y this Christmas tonguetwister eix times: The sack on Santa Cte' back was packed with stacks tl toys.
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Auckland Star, Volume LXVI, Issue 302, 21 December 1935, Page 14 (Supplement)
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188LET'S ALL LAUGH. Auckland Star, Volume LXVI, Issue 302, 21 December 1935, Page 14 (Supplement)
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