JOKES.
(Sent in by Tlielma HarVey, 10, Derry Street, Green Lane; age 12.) Master: Johnny, what useful article do. we get from the whale? Johnny: Wlialeboiie. Master: Correct. Now Tommy, what do we fret from the seal? Tommy: Sealing wax. First Parent: Don't you find it a great relief to have the children at school again? Second Parqii : Vf' , "- it would be if they didn't learn so many new questions to ask. . , —Copied.
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Auckland Star, Volume LXVI, Issue 70, 23 March 1935, Page 3 (Supplement)
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