TO RAISE A SMILE.
(Sent in J. M. O'Neill, 2, EUenvale Koad, Mount Eden.) Tramp (to lady): Could you give a poor man something to eat, ma'am ? Lady (angrily): I'll fcteli my husband! Tramp: No thanks, lady, I ain't no cannibal. • • » * Phil was brought before the judge for striking a Chinaman with a vase. Judge: "What have you got to say? Phil: The ugly heathen spoke to me in broken English, so I answered him in broken china!
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Auckland Star, Volume LXIV, Issue 150, 28 June 1933, Page 18
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78TO RAISE A SMILE. Auckland Star, Volume LXIV, Issue 150, 28 June 1933, Page 18
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