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(Sent in by Ray Horlock, Huntly). Q. What hat should a cricketer wear? A. A "bowler." Q. Why can a horse never starve? A. Because it always has a "bit" in its moutli. Q. Why are red-headed people never in want of a biscuit? A. Because they've got a, "ginger nut." Q. Why is a dead dog like a shipwreck? A. Because its a "bark" lost. Q. Why is a mouse like a haystack? A. Because the "cat'll" eat it.
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Auckland Star, Volume LXIII, Issue 122, 25 May 1932, Page 14
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