HIS HANDICAP.
A doctor advised a corpulent patient to take up golf. After a few weeks the patient returned and eaid that the doctor would have to advise another game. "But there's nothing to beat golf," aaid the doctor. "Quite so," agreed the fat fellow, with a touch of impatience, "but it's no good to me. If I place the ball so that I can see it, I can't hit it, and when I put it where I can hit it. I can't see it."
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Auckland Star, Volume LX, Issue 73, 27 March 1929, Page 24
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85HIS HANDICAP. Auckland Star, Volume LX, Issue 73, 27 March 1929, Page 24
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