ADVICE TO LADY OF SHALOTT.
' '"SHOULD HAVE LOOKED OUT FOR ANOTHER." j. Schoolgirls as well as schoolboys make ! howlers, it would seem. It must have been a girl, for instance, . who waa responsible for this, just one of a number received by the "University j Correspondent" in connection with its j annual howlers' prize competition:— j Ethyl Spirit is a manikin who shows dresses in Barker's. Or this:— ] What should the Lady of Shalott have done instead of lying down in the .• boat and wasting her life because Sir • Lancelot took no notice of her?— She j should have looked out for another. Some boyish specimens submitted ini eluded these:— Frame a sentence containing the word . gesture!—" Harry, gesture look out for i The policeman." | Parts of Egypt are cultivated by irritation. ; An Accumulator is a place where thev ( tear chickens. V;!f 0W \ on S) tu^e can be mixed up with v « by this:— l\ew York time is behind Greenwich time because America j cved until much later ISCOV " | In the next answer ' Sir Walter is J Ehown in a new role: ! called the of I 1w r tricd to reach the North Pole but died in the attempt.
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Auckland Star, Volume LX, Issue 46, 23 February 1929, Page 16
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