"HEALTH WEEK" LIKES.

Auckland Star, Volume LIX, Issue 255, 27 October 1928, Page 17 (Supplement)

"HEALTH WEEK" LIKES.

THE UPBIGBT HOTOTHOLDEE.

["We haveto make people ashamed of having flies in their nomes.**—New prt>nouncemeat from the College of Ftltolou.]

Few my neighbours regard me with gra- . Most ..of them hold I'm the suburb's dte> Some liave adopted the attitude, Gaol is my only appropriate ptace. : v. Nonsense Mm one of the props of sodety, Envy alone Is the caose of their gnus; Here u the proof of my prowess and piety— . Listen—there isn't a fly. in the house. _ What if I choose to eoniiderassheddahle Host of the Tirtses my neighbours profess? ■ ■■ ■ ■- What if the bills that X owe are incredible? What if I frequently drink to excess? What if I wife-beat in poods of misogyny? I (Bless me,: a man should he more than a; mouse!) What If I bally my terrified progeny? Hans it, there isn't a fly in the house! Therefore the glance of the' Tompkins and Harrises .y. ■■ Boldly! counter and free tram all shame; Out on such miserable, middle-class Phari-

sees, I«C them losk elsewhere tor someone to Thoughts* a matter ef perfect ■inceMtr, "loch of my virtue I te \r would be foj-'d Doe to the naner'i uncommon «everity— Moat of the flies that there were haTe been drowned. ■■T.nrln In the GaudtoJ