TO RAISE A SMILE.
Minister: So you saw some boys fishing on the Sabbath, young man. Did you try to discourage them? Small Boy: Yes, sir, I stole their bait. "Willie," said his mother sorrowfully, "every time you are naughty I get another grey hair." "Gee," said Willie, "you must have been a terror. Look at grandpa.'' Two pavement artists were having a great argument. One declared that he painted a sixpence which wag go realistic that a man had hurt his fingers trying to pick it up. ( "That's nothing," said the other artist. "I one© painted & mutton chop and a dog had eaten half the pavement before be discovered that it wasn't real."
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Auckland Star, Volume LIX, Issue 141, 16 June 1928, Page 3 (Supplement)
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114TO RAISE A SMILE. Auckland Star, Volume LIX, Issue 141, 16 June 1928, Page 3 (Supplement)
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