TO RAISE A SMILE.
An old woman entered a savings bank the other day and walked up to a desk. "Do you want to withdraw or deposit, madam?" asked the clerk. ''"No, Oi doan't," was the reply. "Oi want to put some in." The clerk pushed forward the book and said, "Sign on the dotted line, please." "Above or below it?" she asked. "Just above it," said the clerk. "Me whole name?" "Yes." "Before I was married?" "No, just as it is now." "Oi can't write. . ."
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TO RAISE A SMILE.
Auckland Star, Volume LIX, Issue 123, 26 May 1928, Page 2 (Supplement)
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