TO RAISE A SMILE.
tSent in by Thouias Mi-Lean. -3. Commercial Kd.. Grey Lvna.i Old Sailor: "Yes. sir, we were afloat for three week* without food l^ Gentleman: "But, dear me! How JiJ you live*" Old Sailor: "Oh. well, the ship turned lurile and we had turtle soup." Teacher (sharply*: 'How is it tliat you are late Monty 1" Monty: "Well,Mr —it wasn't my fault! 1 woke ii|i parly, but Mummy didn't call me till late!" ilr. Sfjiiirrell: "Have you l>cen anywherr with your toothache. Mr. Sparrow J" Mr. Sparrow: "Well, I've never been anywhere without it!" Mr. Hippo: "I say. porter. doc* this line run to Jungleville?" Porter: "No. *ir. I'm afraid not. sir! But the train.- do!"
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Auckland Star, Volume LVIII, Issue 121, 25 May 1927, Page 18
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119TO RAISE A SMILE. Auckland Star, Volume LVIII, Issue 121, 25 May 1927, Page 18
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