HOME COURT SPARKLETS.

Auckland Star, Volume LVI, Issue 162, 11 July 1925, Page 23

HOME COURT SPARKLETS.

Lancashire Magistrate: Tou are fined holt n crown. Deaf Beggar (anxiously, to o, warder) : Ho did not say something nbout a bath, did ho? Prisoner at Norwich (when fined for poaching): I nm not going to ask for tlino to pny. I can do with n rest for two or three months. ■ ITlgbgato Mogintrnto: nave you any evidence ot your character! Mnn: I have lived In the rolgnH of Queen Victoria, KlnE Edward, nnd King George. Mnn (charged in tho Thames Police Court with drunkenness); I only had tbrco blttcra, nnd mixed one ot those with cold water. 1 know my limit,

Wife »t WllUJdoa: Every time my huabanfl tows with mc he goes baett to bis raotbor'ff honso, nnd tliea be line a row with her, and comes back to mc.

Voune' husband In Surrey: After I mnrrlod my wife I found that eho wm a Imttcifly. Wlfo: l'csi nnd after I mirrted my husband I found that ho wae a beor-fly. Ho struclt roe on the bend nnd made mo niter my mind.—Girl at Wllleaden, -who sumtnened a former Bwccthcnrt for attackIng her nftar ehe hnd broken oft tliolr tngagoment. . Solicitor (erose-cißralning a woman In Kent) 1 Will you plcneo answer my questions? JlUßbnnd (from the cellery) :Be careful. Blio will break down «nd howl In a minute.