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Auckland Star, Volume LIV, Issue 299, 15 December 1923, Page 15

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CONFIDENTIAL REPORTS Presented to the HUMAN SCOURGERS , UNION By SCOURGER SPIES. No. 1 has discovered many leading , doctors In I\'ew Zealand nave kicked out- Scourg-er Polsou and have adopted " Camphos." Bad luck for tue Scourg-ers. No. 2, Scourger Eczema has been playing- up with a wharr omcial. Unfortunately the latter heard of "Camphos," and used it, "knocking spots on" " Sc. Eczema. Several other bad cases in which Sc. Eczema got the worst of it. No. 3 visited Mr. Smiler's garden and orchard. Astonished to see no Scourg-er pests at work, although trees, plants, nowers growing luxuriously. Saw a " Camphos " tin in • workshed, also many remains in jelly, of Scs. Snail and Slug. No. 4 investigated sad case of death or Sc. Ringworm. Girl had 100 ringworms on body. A chemist applied " Camphos.'' Girl cured, Sc. Ring-worm killed. No. 5 visited Ellerslie stables. Scourgers industries entirely stopped. S.S. Sores, Wounds, Galls entirely flabergasted with " Camphos." No. 6 surprised to see so many clean cowsheds, etc., on farms in Walkato. Heard Mr. Farmer cracking up " Camphos." Cattle bearing very healthy appearance. Decided to leave before being: raptured. No. 7—Poultrykpopers completely annihilating- Scs. L. Ousp and Dlscasp, by spraying- with •' Camphos." No. S finds " Camphos " catching on with dot?- breeders. Scs. Mange. F. Leas, and others arc having a bad time. No. 9—Scs. Dirt. F. Ilth and Co. all finding , their occupation g-onc where the lady of the house uses " Camphos." No. 10 found a picture theatre where " Camphos " wasn't in use. Sorry to see so few people there, as this (rives a great chance for Sc. Infection. Has reported to thir latter. No. 1 1 heard a lady in tramcar say " What a pleasant smell in this car." Investigated sprinkling- can. Saw our hated enemy " Camphos " In It. IS'os. 1 2 to 1 0 report snvnral disasters to the Union; also alarmingstatement that " Camphos is now put up as an Ointment " ror severe rases handled by Scs. Eczema, Rash, etc. These reports can be taken as fully authentic. " Camphos" is in possession of document!) fully verifying every detail. With the aid or the public, " Camphos will \va?e a successful war ag-ainst the N.Z. Amalgamated Insects and the Human Scourg-ers Unions. FRANK JACKSON, G5, FORT STREET, AUCKLAND. AUCKLAND STAR PHONES. Advertisements .-.-... IB Manager A 3057 Advertising Department .... 2704 Editors and Sub-Editors 3149 Reporting Staff 1283 Publishing Department —. 1775 " New Zealand Farmer "... 1520 Printing Department 2424 Accountancy Department ... A 872 Stationery and Paper Dept... 239 Lithographic Department ... A 747