PEPPERY PARS.

Auckland Star, Volume L, Issue 254, 25 October 1919, Page 21

PEPPERY PARS.

Two's company; but it is just as well to have a lawyer to witness the agreement. ■Honesty is the best policy, but some people we know seem to get on pretty well. When & men has a lot ot money there ls only one other thing he wants. More money. Lawyers sometimes tell the truth. In fact, they don't mind doing anything to win a case. . It takes a woman a long -time to set ready for the theatre —but she invariably makes up for it. Nothing comes to us without effort. The best-looking collars for men are the hardest to button. Without wishing to insinuate anything, it may be said that a good many bashful men get married. There was once a couple who, during their twenty years' married life, only had one quarrel. It ls still goiug on. Many a true word is spoken in jest because the speaker is afraid of being knocked down if he didn't speak it that way. Many a man who will fall asleep in the middle of a lecture on "How to Save the World" will stay up half the night playing cards.

BIBUMTED MAGNESIA GIVES QUICK RELIEF FROM INDIGESTION.

When yon have eaten too much or too fast, "When you feel so full and distended tbat it's bard to breatbe, and your heart I pounds because of the pressure against It, Just take two or three little tablets of Blsarated Magnesia with a sip of hot water. You will get relief at once, and the trouble will entirely disappear In a few minutes. "What else .could give such quick relief from Indigestion, gastritis, and dyspepsia caused by the presence of an excess add in the Btomacb? Now, when Bi__rated Magnesia comes into contact with acid, whether in the stomach or elsewhere, there is only one thing that can possibly happen—the ac-id is neutralised, nullified, counteracted. 'I iie component elements of Bisurated Magnesia are so violently opposed to acid as are light to dark, heait to cold, death to life. And that is why you obtain relief, and that is also a very potent reason why, if you are suffering from ailments arising from acidity, you should obtain a package jof Bisurated Tablets from your nearest ! chemist to-day. Then you can eat a hearty meal composed of foods which previously bave disagreed with you In the full knowledge that your sour-stomach troubles are over and you will soon be able to say to your friends, "You can eat what you like If you take Bisurated Magnesia."—(Ad.)