I ' ' : i RISUM TENEATIS, AMICI ? (CAN YOU KEEP FROM LAUGHING, MY FRIENDS.) OUR DOUBLE SUPERFINE RAILWAY MANAGEMENT DOES NOT CONSIDER SCHOOL CHILDREN SHOULD BE CLASSED AS ESSENTIAL, THOUGH CHAMPION MUSCLE RAISER FLOUR AND STANDARD OATMEAL, ROLLED OATS, AND GRUEL MEAL TO FEED THEM ARE, AND NATURALLY CLOTHING. TUB CRY IS FOR MORE POPULATION TO REDUCE TAXATION BY KEEPING THE WHEELS OF | INDUSTRY GOING ; BUT OUR RAILj WAY MANAGEMENT SAYS WAIT AND SEE WHAT WONDERS WILL BE PERFORMED BY STRANGULATION. CHAMPION'S PEOPLE ASKED HIM TO SEND THE FOLLOWING TELEGRAM :— General Manager. New Zealand Railways, Wellington. "My school children are crying to | get home to see their parents, and you refuse. I assume you were once a school boy, and now n parent, and always glad to see yours. Surely the want of hard coal for asthma t leal I weeping 'pullers' has not hardened I your nature, though your Department is evidently stocked with adamant "masterly" inactivity. It is sni.l environment sometimes moulds the mind and character, and change of i scenery aud diet does good. Why not j accept my recent suggestion and try my Champion .Muscle and Courage Kaiser. But I must remind you any 'bloomers' I you get a permit to to. How would your Minister like to have an anxious time like uiy children's parents':" V Auckland. .-■ .. .... •' | D 4 WAIKATO SHIPPING CO. | OWING TO THE CURTAILMENT OF | THE RAILWAY SERVICE, THIS COMPANY WILL RUN A PASSENGER SERVICE jIN CONJUNCTION WIT I THE I "AUCKLAND STAR" j i BETWEEN j MERCER AND HUNTLY j EVERY NIGHT ; (E X C EtP T S U N U A Yi. I Leaving Mercer Wharf at 7 p.m.. returning I from Iluntly Wharf at mldnlcht. arriving Mercer to connect with Auckland Train lat 8.40 n.m. Passengers Intending to utilise j this servic" .-ill ".-oil to leave Auckland by the 3.13 p.m. iraln. ' THIS SERVICE IS NOW RUNNING. FARES: X / EACH WAY. i The "Auckland Star" motor car*, cannectI ing with the steamer £t ll.intly. carry ' inapers not ouiy for the Walkato, but also for distribution right through the King Country. T!>e cars are. therefore, so heavily loaded that paFseuisers by the steamer who wish to go beyond Iluntly u.ust make their own arrangemeits for conveyance. '!"hcy can »'. this by telegraphing to Messrs Tli,by aud Macdonald, Lamllton. I ■ —■ ' : PHILLIPS' MILITARY SOLES and HEELS THEY GIVE LIFE TO YOUR BOOTS. GIVE LIKE TO YOUR BODY. NEW SHIPMENT TO HAND. i - j DADLEY'S, LTD., " SECURITY," 200, QUEEN STREET. B LOVELY Is the expression that aptly describes our NEW RANGE OF CHILDREN.* BLACK \\"li TAN SHOES, manufactured by this famous house of HOW LETT AND WHITE, I LTD.. ENGLAND. The range Is from T's to -s, and they are : TllH REST MADE. I EVENING SHOES ARE SCARCE, BUT ! WE HAVE THEM. i LADIES' BLACK GLACE BVENLNO i SHOES—Clearing at cWII PAIR. LADIES' SATIN. ASSORTED COLOURS, EVENING SHOES— Crft ~t PAIR. .LADIES' WHITE KID EVENING SHOES —Clearing at Q/1 1 PAIR. LADIES' ENGLISH BOOTS fBEST GLACE), ONLY 1 fi/(i PAIR. LADIES' . CHROME H BAR) WARD SHOES—ONLY Q /-J -I PAIR. GIRLS' CHROME. ANKLE BAR, SCHOOL SHOES. Very Strong -Clearing at 7 ana 9, (j/g PAIR: 10 and 13, IQ/ Q PAIR. MEN'S STRONG WORKING SHOOTERS (Nailed or Unnalled)—ONLY -I (!/-[ "| MEN'S GLACE DERBY BOOTS, Squaretoed. Leather Lined—ONLY OQ /R PER PAIR. Ad/ U SAMPLES ENGLISH MADE LADIES' HAND BAGS. A Complete Range of Samples bought at a discount off indent-order price, beautiful quality, exclusive design, and at iudeut price, is tne offer. 'WHITE AND GOLD BREAKFAST CUrS, I -1/ per half dozen. WHITE CHINA PLATES. Dd Each. VERY PRETTY CHINA JUGS, 1/0 Each. SPECTACLES— TO SUIT ALL SIGHTS K> AND PURSES, at 1/, 1/G. 1/0. 2/, 2/9, a/Ti 4/n, 5/, 7/0, and GOLD FILLED i FRAME at 10/6 per Pair. RIMLESS FRAME PINCE-NEZ and SPECTACLES, and SMOKED GLASSES also Stocked. DRESS HAMPERS ARE CHEAP." AT MILLER'S ! FANCY REPOSITORY and BOOT PALACE mo, 102. 104, > VICTORIA STREET WEST, AUCKLAND. B THE OLD FIRM ARE BUSY NOW SPLASHING TAR SCIENTIFICALLY SAM. WHITE AND SONS. APrOINTMEiNTS: 'PHONE 708. P ELECTRIC Irons. Kettles, Teapots, Coffee Percolators, Ovenettcs. Toasters, and Radiators. Now snowing at the ELECTRIC CONSTRUCTION CO. OF N.Z. 4-1-46, HIGH STREET. Inspection Invited. " B
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Auckland Star, Volume L, Issue 198, 21 August 1919, Page 4
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