WHAT BILL WANTED.

Auckland Star, Volume L, Issue 156, 2 July 1919, Page 6

WHAT BILL WANTED.

'I A REMARKABLE LETTER. : A country storekeeper lias among his -! cherished curios the following letter ' from a customer: — ; j Pies send goods at wons. want them - for krismis. 61bs raisinte, them butes you sent aint. the rite butes they is I take seven. You must think I got fete like black fellows kanoos. Bag flour 91b__ sugar, 6 pound rice. The Missis had a buteful baby boy last week, and I had a bad fire to-day, burned nearly all ma grass and fritened the doos out of the cows. Old womans been sic ever since, pound baking sodar packit courn flour, the cows have gone orf ther milk and sore tits and wont fede, 10 pound gud hakin, no dried horse like last time with f a hide a hinch thick, pound sugar lolys - for kids. It gave partickler el to the rabits and hares and burnt em rite out, c tin trekel, 6 tins jam. Tell the butcher :. to send 12 pounds rostin mete, and the c bill and I will settil wen I come in an t is well, barm the missus and cows orf .. | ther milk w : th sore tits and two kida I with mesuls Opin you are the same as it leeves mc at present. Merry krismis I a packit spice tin pepper send coil barb wire grindstone 6 pare butes laces, strong ones, pound cheese good cheese this time last cheese krorled orf the table. Send bottle Heenzo for making korf mixcher the missis wudn't be without it for the world Jjfe. cures all the kids colds c quick. Ji_Ssl__.il orf cart last week ana 6 burst his trowsis, tin corn befe, 4 bar sope, 4 pare socks, all for big fete, that c bucket you sent leeks like el. wishing you a merry krismis and happy new 6 year. Yours Bill Bluegun_ Bill's education may have been neg- | lected. but he displayed wisdom wuen he included Heenzo in his order, for in j homes where families are large and in- | comes small cough mixture made from Heenzo has proved a veritable blessing. Here is the recipe for mixing it:—Pour a large breakfastcupful of warm water ! into a jug and in it dissolve three tableu ! spoonfuls of treacle or honey and four " table-spoonfuls of sugar. (If treacle or c honey are not onhand use double quantity J" |of surrar). When cool, add two table- ; spoonfuls of vinegar and a phial of Heenzo. and pour into a large, clean, c tightly-corked bottle, ready for use, as '• required. Full directions for taking will c u e found with the Heenzo, which may a he obtained trom any chemist or store is for __/. As the above recipe produces a '0 I family supply of cough mixture, which, if bought in a lot of little bottles, would cc6t anything up to 13/. according to I quality, it will be readily seen that a ! hig saving L. to be effected in making Heenzo Cough Mixture. A.; Heenzo doc? • I n °t contain any paregoric, laudanum, or other opium extracts, it may be given to little children without fear of harm** ~-fal effects.—(Ad.)