TWENTIETH CENTURY WISDOM .

Auckland Star, Volume XLVII, Issue 61, 11 March 1916, Page 21

TWENTIETH CENTURY WISDOM .

■- ' '• "■■ AGREED. Some ladies can make every home happy but their own. WHAT SHE GIVES HIM A man usually gets the last word in an argument with his wife because she gives it to him. WHY THEY LAUGH. Man laughs at woman because she follows the fashions, and woman laughs at the men because they follow her. JUST SO. Training will do much for a man, but it will not teach him to look for a towel before he fills his eyes with soap. ..ALL THE DIFFERENCE. Five thousand molecules can sit comfortably on the point of "a pin. Herein the molecule differs from a man. 4ALL POWERFUL. Perhaps the reason there are so few women inventors is accounted for in the fact that anything that most women wish to do can be done with a hairpin. EYES RIGHT. You should fire a gun with one eye closed, but when you buy a horse or propose to a widow you need them wide open. THE BEST THING. Next to knowing your own business, it is a very good thing to know as much about your neighbour's as possible— especially if he is in the same line. MOST CERTAINLY. If people would only make their own children behave as well as they think they could make other people's children behave, what a delightful world this would be!