SAYINGS OF THE DAY.

Auckland Star, Volume XLVI, Issue 211, 4 September 1915, Page 21

SAYINGS OF THE DAY.

Th* very affected are seldom deeply abetted. Tie fea<>w w»io gets caTgit seldom com-pliin-s o? tie law's delay. To i ere maci n-arr •nc'-ess wben you Br° deplored than whec yrm are ignored. It is BO grod knowing whs: to do tf you £out knew liow to do ;t. la spite of the ri«npo«s suny a man j P»s aistaiea :h« r?ai :o Rain for the road j to Fame i .vrae men are aiwar' for » •jjra-t." bnt both In cars aad men w» prefer " A 312 U always ean?r r- teaca a woman |;it» to swim—anieSS she happens :o be his Si-'-*. j The absenc" rt ea:t"r- wo-iM '.e«Te | jr-)taen , md tomb«nnes bare.— ►Life," >>w Tork. Tnia ~? * 'WM In tie way h- ehoaW Z". end it's dflaghnats to tadee he'U take % 9yer in the -»pi>?sir» di-e'rtion. Fi3h may be brain food, bat some folks jrho eat fieh swn to imprnve Tery slowly. Ledger-DUpa:-h. ' It !s not b<iii=vi?il ma: the new patent ■evtse T n <J»r»railae when a man. la lying is acy :a:prov»n:e!:t "ver the one every (narried womaz poseessea. The m nst popular deltelon Is that it is pflWlbie by law to help people who are too lazy to help themselves. — -Albany Bourns!." T-.« «3Tiaz that ■■misery io-es company" iris: aaT» come from the mind of one Jrto needed aiwajs to ha'-e someone to yrhrm to ten tie troubles.— "AJbeny Journal-"" Many s woman haa waited patiently for y»ars until the mam coc!d afford to marry bsr, and thee the man won': wait patiently £Te mlnates wane she pats her hat on. Mary had a little hen. Twm femiatae and queer. I: .aid right well »tra e«ge were cheap— But stepped when eg?s were dear Tb» votir has a carious wit That dins* mcc grwat sorrow. He ji-es rhree .-beers for you to-day And Cfcrows a brick t-marrow. "Washington Star. The American reporter must have been ttijikin" "' parasraphs and •st.-onnmy n-a»a he wrote. "The welltanwn war babies, it eeems. have no Pars •—.=:;■• Mars Liverpool •'Post.' Snsili: is r:;a: waich gives pleasure in the rloaea: that some:>ody else has done K>merj:ng whirb we escaped doing be-a-ise we were n->t s:m!'ar:y situated. Scaoda: firaisnei i:i occupation for womea aad aewspaper*. It began in the Garden of Ed?n. and will end a few minutes after tSe las: man has left the •arth.— "Ule."