TOO LATE. "Say!" demanded the ugly individual, suddenly appearing from a dark alley, " what time is it!" "Your just about two minutes late," replied the Ghicagoan. "That other gentleman you see running away has my watch."
Skorcher: "Got an automobile, have you? It's very strange I never see you on the road.* Newman: "That's because as soon as I land there, I always pick myself up -and scramble, back into the machine."
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Auckland Star, Volume XXXVII, Issue 72, 24 March 1906, Page 14
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72Page 14 Advertisements Column 1 Auckland Star, Volume XXXVII, Issue 72, 24 March 1906, Page 14
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