SOON BE FRAYED OUT.
When -Tommy put new trousers on, His father thus did say: "They won't be new ones very long; They're ready for the fray!" Snookins: "How can remedies be worse than a disease?" Badgered Sufferer: "Just have dyspepsia and a lot of interfering friends, and you'll know." j IGNORANCE WAS BLISS. Tomewelle: It's a wise man who knows when he is well off. Page: Yes? Tome well: Jackard told me that everybody was talking about my new book. Page: And what then? Tomewell: I was foolish enough to ask 'what they said,
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Auckland Star, Volume XXXI, Issue 29, 3 February 1900, Page 3 (Supplement)
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95SOON BE FRAYED OUT. Auckland Star, Volume XXXI, Issue 29, 3 February 1900, Page 3 (Supplement)
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