IRONICAL IFS.
If all flesh is grass men ought to be less shy of lawn mowers. If a woman, doesn't dress regardless of expense it is her husband's fault. If a man finds a dollar he invariably spends two in celebrating the discovery. ' If some busy men had their just deserts they would have time to spend in gaol. If a barber only goes over a man's face once he is less a-pt to strain his voice. If'a woman could retain her beauty for ever she might get along without brains. If a. girl can't marry her ideal she has to content herself with some other girl's. If yoTi see a young man out driving with a girl, and but one of his arms is visible, the other is around, somewhere.
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Auckland Star, Volume XXIX, Issue 229, 28 September 1898, Page 8
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131IRONICAL IFS. Auckland Star, Volume XXIX, Issue 229, 28 September 1898, Page 8
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