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Auckland Star, Volume XXVIII, Issue 224, 27 September 1897, Page 3

Parmer Hoey—"l hear your wife took a prize at the county fair for an «t£_ Cake" Farmer Rakes—"Sure." ■Uid they cut it?" "Cut it? They couldn't break it with an axe if they tried. That same cake has been tak--n prizes for the last eight years." Charitable Old Lady (to little beggar girl)-"There's some bread for you It s a day or two old, but you can tell your mother to take three or ■tour fresh eggs, a quart of milk,a cup "i sugar, some good butter, and half a grated nutmeg, and she can make a Te£y excellent pudding of it." TraverT nX" Did you hear about dS T 1 He. went fishing the other X I aS hour afterwards his hat was seen floating*down the stream E. «vW Where he'd beeX' DawWW °U don,t sa7? Gracious! "He vf T aS * Travers?" Robinson4ing rog^ t0 g6t tt °Ut With his one^'T ? ale : Hours of business, ten to Gariiek c ; tWO t0 five P-m- Ton«on Company._(Advt.)