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Auckland Star, Volume XXVII, Issue 283, 28 November 1896, Page 2 (Supplement)

•They cay that Binglo runs his own typewriter.' 'He did try to when he firsfc hired her, bub Inn rhief" clerk cut him out, arid the old man served an instantaneous "git out" writ on both of them.' •I don't wand tiho wheel. It «8 too heavy.' ' Say, I'll throw in a lamp. That II rnwke it lighter.' Another Fact About the Sex.— H'l * mistake to attempt to form nn opinion of » vvoirvin/a weight by her sighs alone. Hoax : Kay, lend me £10 tor a day. wii| you? Jcvix: l'va only gnts £1. Hoax. 1 Well, lend me Ih.-it for Eon day. Sho : They !e;l >l-ftt -Mr Ilmtley savei all he in&kea. That's whafi all b" croditore say. Sho: WbatVyo. --no's! Ho: Lool^ me for c wife. t:;. Vi.u've goc a steady jub, U&ven'b you '' •Tlieti«-«f a bad runaway you had t.b« otbor nichb, Mr« I>.»sh.' ' Vo.», buc i* waS very Htyiish ; wa ha i four hor«o*.' 'I boliove,1 sairt thu camlidate, 't|«»| my country calls me." 'If you ara »'!"™ in ter that noise you heard just, now. said w old farmer, ' you are somewhat mi"ooB. Hit wnr nbthiu" but iho o!e muie a-brayio in the yard.'