Cobbs: Thab was a prebby senbimenb young Masher gob off the other nighb when bidding Miss Piumpy good nighb. Dobbs : So! What waa it? Cobbs: He said he wished she was locked up in his arms and the key lost.
Would-be Cyclist: I thought you said bhab after twelve lossons of an hour ench I should know how to ride? Cycling Instructor : So you would, sir, if you hadn't spent) the beeb parb of the time on the ground. Chinese Emperor : Why did you lose that babble ? General We-Run : The Japaneee attacked us in cur rear. I was informed thab they attacked you in front. Y-e-s, bub that was our rear when they gob there.' ,
Overfed.—Mrs Skim : Do your boarders pay promptly ? Mra Syro : They did at b'rab. Mrs Skim : Why don'b they now ? Mra Syre : They have gob so fab they can't 'geb their hands in their pockets.
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Auckland Star, Volume XXVI, Issue 214, 7 September 1895, Page 11
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