Another One. — 'So you have married your late employer, after being: hia typewriter for bo lontr a time ?' ' Yes.' * You Ido not love him ?' ' No.' ' And l.c is hob wealthy f 4 No.' ' Then why did you marry him ?' ' Because I gob tired of having him dictato bo me.' Clara—' fie aaya I sing more beautifully than any girl bo 'knows. Whab do you think of that ?' Maud—'l think he should extend his acquaintance.' Lifetle Johnnie—"You ought to see Mr Kilburn and Clara make lemonade.' M*3 Jonea—' How da they do ib ?' Little Johnnie—• Why, Clara holds the lemon and Mr Kilburn squeezes Clara.' She: *Do you believe it; is true thab every woman ia beautiful in some eyea V He : * Yes, if you include her own.1
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Auckland Star, Volume XXV, Issue 149, 23 June 1894, Page 10
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