HUMOROUS.
"Now," , said a Sunday-school teacliw, "our lesaon to-day is about the bafctle between David and Goliath. Why did they fight ?" Little towhead—For the gate receipts and points. • "-"■■■'■■"•' •■ ■•
Mrs Pompano—Heard about the roWat Bagley's house? Pompano—No; whatr •Was it? The Sheriff—Mrs Ppmpano— \ Nonsense ! Air Bagley kioked out three' suitors in one night. Pompano (excitedly) j —Kicked out three! Good heavens,; woman, where were you that you didn'b catch one of them for Amelia? Another' milliner's bill like the last and Pll lasso the first man I meet and make him marry her. •
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Auckland Star, Volume XVIII, Issue 273, 19 November 1887, Page 3 (Supplement)
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