A Police Analyst.
Country Constable :'"Ah !' I've been-; a-watching fur yer a many Sunday after- '' noons, Matilda Grubbiris, and at last I hey catch youa-fetchin' beer after closin' time"! Matilda Gi-übbins :, Si Please, sir, I'o-ot" * the beer afore the 'ouse^het • but it'si'thefc ' drefFul dilooted, as'feyther sent ;iiie; to' ask" 'em to change it ■• and 'please/ sir, 'they ' won't!"- .•■..;-,.. mo ■ :■. Haa sdi
C.C. : "Drefful dilooted; istt? this ere's a serious "charge. -; You'd tetter l 'and the beer-over to: me, xny little lass ' and go and; tell your feytheris Mr Wi!kiiVs,?" the p'leeceman, is' a hariylizin' hot if^eryA careful-fur 'im."-r-[Disappears round''the" corner, with the jug].—"Jun." ; ' on-i)
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Auckland Star, Volume XVIII, Issue 148, 25 June 1887, Page 3 (Supplement)
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104A Police Analyst. Auckland Star, Volume XVIII, Issue 148, 25 June 1887, Page 3 (Supplement)
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