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Fun Cullings.

Whkn is a man's doom like a letter ? When it is sealed. A safe rule - Keep it locked and remember the combination. Wet bandages around the legs are a new cure for insomnia. The old way was to put the bandages round the head and stop drinking. A Boaton man was taken ill out West. When asked it he wanted anything, he cried: "Oh, give me anything made of beans." So the attending physician gave him castor-oil. The railway companies want to lay their trackß with hardened sleepers. One of the New Haven ministers says that his congregation has material enough to set up a whole parallel road.—"New Haven News." . if Beecher uttered a whole-souled truth when he said there were times when a man must swear or burst. Such a moment is that when a man finds that his new laundress has starched his flannel shirt. The Connecticut Congregationalists have resolved against the publication of Sunday newspapers. Those of our gentle readers who have ever seen, a Connecticut newspaper will heartily endorse the action of the Congregationalists. , i ■ ' <

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Auckland Star, Volume XVII, Issue 98, 24 April 1886, Page 4

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Fun Cullings. Auckland Star, Volume XVII, Issue 98, 24 April 1886, Page 4

Fun Cullings. Auckland Star, Volume XVII, Issue 98, 24 April 1886, Page 4

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