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Auckland Star, Volume X, Issue 3081, 5 March 1880, Page 3

"What shall 1 preach about?'said a minister to the pastor of a coloured flock, which he was tonddrets. " Well.mos' any subject will,be'ceptablc." was the reply; " only I'd like to gib you ono word ob caution." "Ah! what is that?" " Well, if I was you, I'd tech werry light on de ien (.ommandments." "Indeed! and why?" 'Oh, coslhabnotlso dat doy mos' alwayß hab v dmnp'jiin'effect on de congregation." Teacher: "Now, boys,quadruped and biped, you know, are two kinds of animate. Quad ruped, animal with four less, such 8s cow, ele Pliant, horso, &c. Biped, animal with two legs, such as—wall, ah-. Yea, there is a biped." printing to a goose on the wall." and I am a biped, and you are all bipeds.' Now, what am I?" Paute. One of the bipeds :" A goo3o, sir!'

The Triumph ok tiik auk. — In moderate lono and dis uctivu excellence tho Wilcox and White Orgaus colipfe ail other styles. They are rapabla of brilliant effeetsaa well as of BU^iained harmony, and the many varied and beautiful combinations adequtite to performance of (.'lassictl. Legitimate Orcan Music—Solo Agei.cy : Auckland Musio Warehouse, iH, QueenBtreet.