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Akaroa Mail and Banks Peninsula Advertiser, Volume VII, Issue 663, 21 November 1882, Page 4

"TEX LITTLE NiGGERS." DA 2{BE LION COFFEE ! ORIENTAL TEA I AFTER an immense amount of laboi and deep research, it has been proved beyond a doubt that No. 1 of the above, inter sting little niggers bad been fullering for some clays from (hat dire malady called indigestion — hence the reason he was so easily choked. It is also certain that had he been in the habit of taking NEIL'S 1 CELEBRATED DANDELION COFFEE for his breakfast, that he would have been alive until this day : ( and, after all, it is only 2s 2d per One Pound Tin. Old King Cole was a merrio old soul, And a tneirie old soul was he, But lils joy, though great, much more would have been, Had lie drank Dai.de.ion Cufl'ce-fee- fee ! Oriental Tea! Oriental Tea! If no other proof were wanting of the backwardness of the present age to avail then;selves of a treasure even more priceless than gold, this one alone will suffice, (hat although one pound of this choice and delicately ilavoml mixture, and product of our interesting and muchloved brother Jack, can be had at Economy House for the, insignificant sum of 2s 3d, yet it is a positive fact that not one-tenth part of the inhabitants of this beautiful and salubrious Peninsula know the exquisite flavor of our " 'Universal Mixture " at 2s Jjd, let alone the " Challenge " blend at 2s 7cl. One trial settle;; the business, and i'ti'ly accounts for the eager look on the faces of the people as (hey rush to Economy House to secure a second packet, before it is all gone. The effects of these Teas are even felt in dreamland, causing the mmd to roam over boundless tracts of willow-pattern country, covered with numerous fairy-like gardens, hedged in with, beautiful ten trees, and filled with pretty little China boys and girls dressed in yellow silk, and wearing golden spectacles, and who always carry their own white-and-gold china mugs with them. •Sir Garnet "VVolscley is supposed to have drunk nothing but this while working out lii- little game with Arabi, and with what a glorious result! What wou'd Arabi have given to possess but one packet! And if the cheesernakers were to drink only Dandelion Coffe > for breakfast and the Oriental mixtures for tea, Peninsula cheese would hold its own against all the factories in creation. Tlien conic along quick to the anna of H. 8., And try just a packet of this lovely Tea ! The best way to happiness and prosperity is to drink Oriental Tea. Buy a Standard Sewing Machine for, £4 4s, and pay for it at the rate of 2s Cd per week, and insure your houses in the Standard Insurance Company's office, at the rate <-f 15s per £100. Ob. how tho people jump with glee When once Iliey taste ihis splendid Tea, And call their neighbors in to sco What can be bought lor two-and-tlirce! Some folks do talk of eati do vie. Of peppermint, and Scotch whiskce, But all tliCHo thiiigu are up a tree, Compared to Oriental Tea ! ECONOMY HOUSE, Where a greater assortment of curiosities are to be. found than ever Bnrnum had—a museum of us , ful, ornamental, and instructive articles—and where order reigns supreme. Notu.—Remember and don't forget the address— "jiCONO M V TT OUS E, H. BILLENS. *«.j£.£Ti. tsuil iV£. Company ■VTEW ZEALAND LOAN AND IN MERCANTILE AGENCY COMPANY (LIMITED). CAPITAL ... £3,000,000 RESERVE ... £200,000 MAKES LIBERAL CASH ADVANCES on Freeholds, on Sta tions and Stock, and on growing clips of Wool. RECEIVES CONSIGNMENTS of Wo';l, Grain, Tallow, Leather, Hide*, Skins, &c, for sale in New Zealand, Australian, and London Markets. UNDERTAKES INDENTS of British, Continental, East Indian, and American goods, and Comiuissions in nil Cranelu's of Mercantile Business SUPPLIES WOOLPACKS AND (JO UN SACKS, at lowest current rates. Particulars on application at V.m Corn pany's Offices, Cathedral sqiuira, Christchurch, or tc W. H. HARGKEAVE-, Akaroa,